Bernaard

Husker du den grisete mannen med aksenten som kalte seg kunstner for å imponere gjestene? “Von Dilke!” skrek de og klappet.

Dieter het han, Dieter von Dilke.

Apene hyler,
englene spyler
jorden med vann.
Skyene viker
mer enn vi liker,
og Gud er blitt mann!

There are many old ladies. And all they do is to sit in their apartments wandering about what happened to people they once knew. Until one day Bernaard knocks on the door and offers a $150 laptop for $1000. “Hallo mam, tell me about your childhood friends!” And so, by finding out things about her old friends in Google, you will manage to sell the laptop to her. It boots directly into the browser, so that she manages to handle it. Only one program and she can feed her curiosity! It is certainly worth $1000!