Shocking news for stoners

Poor stoners. BBC tells us that they probably will die much younger than the smokers. But what about those who do both, combo-freaks smoking both cannabis and tobacco? Oh dear, this is bad news for all the funny guys.

Poor stoners. BBC tells us that they probably will die much younger than the smokers. But what about those who do both, combo-smokers smoking both cannabis and tobacco? Oh dear, this is bad news for all the funny guys. Perhaps, Bernaard will suggest that those poor creatures, having a habit, rather eat the plants of deception. Does the smoking itself really matter that much? If you all start eating it, the parliament might reclassify the drug from «extremely poisonous» to «poisonous».

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Dette har jeg fra sentrale kilder i gamle AKP. Det er helt sant. Det er nok en seier for menneskeheten at de er oppløst. Skumlere er det å tenke på at slike suggesjons-utsatte folk, som lå og drømte om pappa Stalin, nå innehar sentrale stillinger i ulike offentlige institusjoner.

De greiene om AKP har jeg fra sentrale kilder i gamle AKP. Det er helt sant.

Trechinsky: Det verste er ikke at de nå enten har blitt realistiske eller bitre …

Vom Wald: Eller at de bitre utgjør en stor del av samfunnet …

Bernaard: Nei, det verste av alt er …

Vom Wald avbryter: At de kunne la seg illusjonere i utgangspunktet?

Trechinsky (ironisk): Illusjonere …

Bernaard kremter.

Vom Wald: La seg henlede av illusjoner.

Bernaard og Trechinsky klapper.

(Lang, litt anspent, stillhet.)

Bernaard (ryster på hodet, litt trist): De trodde Mao var en stor mann …

Trechinsky: Ut i marka i kollektiv-psykotisk modus og skyte imaginære nordmenn.

Bernaard (opprørt): Imaginære?

Vam Weld ler: Det var slike som kongen og ministrene.

Trechinsky: Hæ? Ville de drepe kongen?

Bernaard: Kapital-føydalismens kvinneundertrykkende fallos-stativ!

Det er nok en seier for menneskeheten at de har oppløst sitt gode navn. Skumlere er det å tenke på at slike suggesjons-utsatte folk, som lå og drømte om pappa Stalin, nå innehar sentrale stillinger i ulike offentlige institusjoner.

Freaky gas cloud

Nobody in their right mind will suggest that human civilisation will last that long. If we are lucky, we can survive the next blow to our existence (a combination of overpopulation, climate trouble and ecological disaster), as long as it does not involve serious nuclear combat.

«Their new measurements also show that the cloud is 11,000 light-years long and 2,500 light-years wide.» (BBC) That is a big cloud of hydrogen. A very big cloud. However, we will not live long enough to see it burst into the Milky Way. Nobody in their right mind will suggest that human civilisation will last that long (20–40 million years). If we are lucky, we can survive the next blow to our existence (a combination of overpopulation, climate trouble and ecological disaster), as long as it does not involve serious nuclear combat.

Supernova

But if technology continues to develop after this crisis, somebody will at one point make a mistake (something like the virus in Resident Evil) in some state of human irrationality. So, sorry, but we will miss what according to astronomers will be an impressing firework of supernovas in the Milky Way… And if the human brain, for example due to heavy nuclear radiation, mutates into something sensible, and we survive for 20–40 million years, the exploding gas cloud (which is thousands of light-years long) will maybe turn out to be a small problem?